candid ([info]candid) wrote,
@ 2008-12-09 11:15:00
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it's not a bailout; it's a bailout
[info]perich: http://www.chryslerllc.com/en/
[info]candid: is this a joke site ?
[info]perich: not so far as I know
[info]candid: "it's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine"
[info]perich: "I'm not threatening to kill you; I'm encouraging you to exert yourself."
[info]perich: "I'm not sleeping with your sister; I'm becoming a part of your family." etc.
[info]candid: "I'm not coming in your mouth; I'm avoiding making a mess on the carpet"
[info]candid: note to self:
[info]candid: for future refence
[info]candid: "I'm trying not to ruin your uniform, officer" would have worked better

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[info]ikilled007
2008-12-09 07:28 pm UTC (link)
I will LOL at this all day.

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[info]ikilled007
2008-12-09 07:32 pm UTC (link)
My friend notes they used green in the text. Man, you can just picture that spin session at the company.

"Ooh, ooh, let's do the text in GREEN!"

"Great fucking call, Johnson! God damn we're good!"

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[info]pjammer
2008-12-09 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh christ, I was hoping you two would continue trying to one-up each other. SWEETNESS.

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[info]candid
2008-12-09 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Maybe if we weren't both at work.

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[info]pjammer
2008-12-09 10:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm not "surfing the net at work," I'm "proactively networking with business-blogging professionals."

Feh. You guys do it better. :P

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[info]kenshi
2008-12-09 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm not "surfing the net at work," I'm "proactively networking with business-blogging professionals."

Hey! Wadda ya know! Me too! It's Biz Dev!

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[info]tybuc
2008-12-10 01:34 am UTC (link)

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[info]commonreader
2008-12-10 04:19 am UTC (link)
"It's not communism, it's fascism."

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